If you have been watching movies over the past 10 years you are probably familiar with the foremost action-comedy star in the world. Jason Statham. He works his magic by performing ridiculous stunts in completely unlikely situations against completely unlikely odds. Much to the delight of the viewer who is expecting such (however often not so much to the delight of the dumbass movie dick who wouldn’t know good action if it smacked him in the face with a fire hose)

He captured our hearts in The Transporter, which is widely regarded as the greatest action movie of all time. He has taught us so many lessons about fighting in grease, using fire hoses as weapons, taking our shirt off on a zodiac, driving up escalators, and public erections.

It is only fitting that I donate my time to him as he has donated so much to me, the fan of over the wall action-hilariousness. Considering I am on the appropriate side of the wall, this is appreciated!

So for the next few weeks (months, not sure) I will be posting The STATHAMOLOGY Mini-series. I will watch every movie that Jason Statham has appeared in, in chronological order. I will rate that movie on several Stathamatistics. From small roles to the most important roles of our generation, this will become the ultimate Stathamatic depository of Stathamagical goodness.

Really though, brace yourselves…