Ranked in order of Overall Statham Rating, ties are broken by the sum of their scores.

1. Transporter 2 - 10 watermelon hands out of 10
2. The Transporter - 9 grease fights out of 10
3. Mean Machine - 9 bottles of insanity out of 10
4. Snatch - 7 tickling competitions out of 10
5. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - 7 back flips out of 10
6. The Italian Job - 6 panty removers out of 10
7. Ghosts of Mars - 4 five of bats out of 10
8. The One - 4 quantum wormholes out of 10
9. Cellular - 3 Nokia ads out of 10
10. Turn It Up - 2 shitty rap albums out of 10
11. Collateral - 0 bag swaps out of 10